I am a mysterious being from Slovakia. Beware my name.

Likes:
games, music, dreams, magic, idealistic and absurdist art, rain, soup, tea and other substances, trains, fairy tales, browsing, freeware, small programs, jokes, ascii, beatboxing, whistling

Fun facts about me:

• My hair is actually not ginger, my head is just constantly on fire.
• My raw strength is greater than Hyperhero's.
• I have always had three eyes, two for seeing, one to scare college professors
• I once ate 3 buckets of KFC in one sitting. I am also vegan.
• Once, I was too lazy to do my english paper so I just printed a screenshot the Wikipedia article and didn't even bother cropping it.
• I never watch an anime unless there are at least four bikini babes on screen at ALL times
• I have no middle name but you can call me Speedos "Speedy" Gonzales
• I once said the N word and got away with it.
• I eat nuts

Older websites - The Packan Blog (2009) | The Angrycheese Blog (2013) | Lands of Games version 1 (2017) | version 3 (2018)